Jezebel article + comment from a pokemon enthusiast
“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”
the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact
Fact: Canadians do not have any internal organs. They actually have very soft stuffing. This is because it makes them nicer to cuddle and also if someone wishes to punch them, their soft stuffing won’t hurt their attackers hands.
yes this is true i am canadian 100% fact
Is that why there are so many fights at hockey games? Because they know that they can beat each other up with out damaging internal organs?